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Toilet Demotivational Poster


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm, #248939
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm, #243305
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm, #242867
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm, #242852
more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm, #228113
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm, #228037
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am, #228033
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am, #228029
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm, #228025
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228000
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm, #227997
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227990
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: p**** short ***k demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm, #174637
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm, #174635
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

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John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am, #114226
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally **** my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am, #112987
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm, #231408
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm, #231403
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm, #231394

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm, #248167
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am, #248112
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am, #248103
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am, #248102
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm, #229830
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm, #229823
Nice one.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am, #180394
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done


TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.56/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm, #251027
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm, #183733
nice!!
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm, #183709
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.


Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am, #245099
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: water toilets plugged osma
Rating: 4.34/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 2:24 am, #235476
It's probably due to all that hair. 5having is a good idea.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 3:11 pm, #219023
Sorry about the spelling, altho I doubt he'll complain any.
dylanklj - May 24, 2011, 11:44 am, #219011
also, u spelled Osama wrong lol
dylanklj - May 14, 2011, 6:17 am, #218544
Brilliant, just brilliant
the1stCOMMI3 - May 13, 2011, 10:59 pm, #218541
It might have been 2-3 weeks ago, but it's never too late for a Bin Laden joke. 5L!
southparkstar5 - May 13, 2011, 10:28 pm, #218540
haha


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.52/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm, #222565
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am, #219872
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm, #219740
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm, #219730
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


GHOST CHILI, THE RETURN - I now see why the Indian Army wants to weaponize this... It's a RING-STINGER




YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




EWWWWWWW -


TAGS: toilet seat
Rating: 4.79/5

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WRONG - Wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! There is no other word to describe this.


TAGS: wrong toilet bathroom restroom chair
Rating: 3.91/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 2, 2011, 9:00 am, #224700
Heh! It's certainly not a new Sharper Image product!
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 3:55 pm, #224637
What is this? The new Escher toilet?
jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:18 pm, #190321
Hey, while we wait wanna play thumb wars?


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


MANGA - Slowly convincing me that I don't really need to spend my vacation in Japan


TAGS: japan boy toilet rabbit doris
Rating: 2.68/5

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Alphador - January 25, 2011, 9:41 am, #210772
dude, that Chinese *slaps forehead*
Culos - January 8, 2009, 1:13 pm, #50456
When you see it.....you'll **** rabbits!


USE ANDREX -




INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




FEELING INSPIRED -


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am, #226826
hahaha


DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there




STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am, #219820
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


THE NATURAL ORDER - Summed up perfectly




Down Deep -


TAGS: depths david lynch toilet
Rating: 4.75/5

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Swampfox - October 29, 2013, 5:17 pm, #250710
Fractal feces...


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am, #161656
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am, #149126
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


MOMMY! - Daddy forgot to refill the toilet paper again!


TAGS: mom dad toilet paper forget
Rating: 3.79/5

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fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:00 pm, #234777
Oh Gross! Yuck! Yet somehow frikkin hilarious!


LITTLE GIRLS - Are not goldfish.


TAGS: little girls goldfish toilet
Rating: 2.41/5

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LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:51 pm, #52922
If he used that plunger he might be able to get it to flush.
n30s - January 18, 2009, 5:10 am, #52720
wrong on so many levels :D


Toilet Paper -




ONLY - for that girl in my dreams




BEST LIGHTER IN THE WORLD - It will not stop you from smoking but at least it will remind you what you are putting in your mouth and where you are throwing your life


TAGS: smoking funny toilet shape lighter
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - September 4, 2011, 11:02 am, #223913
that's absolutely bullsh*COUGH,COUGH,COUGH!*it


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am, #196582
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm, #195658
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm, #195655
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm, #195650
Food for thought...literally


THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal




PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Bulimia + Gymnastics = Toilet Diving. I give her a 9.7




TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




TOO MUCH BEER - And no toilets around..D'OH!


TAGS: pope toilet beer
Rating: 3.86/5

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KoU - December 28, 2011, 1:23 pm, #227023
Ahahahaha nice!


NEVER AGAIN - will I use the toilet at Wes Craven's house!


TAGS: wes craven toilet
Rating: 2.5/5

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ohhai - August 1, 2011, 11:03 pm, #222323
um wtf?


POTTY HUMOR -


TAGS: toilet paper
Rating: 5/5

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Current Resident - April 22, 2013, 4:39 pm, #245292
Navy and Marines set the roll to Inboard. Martha Stewart rolls Outboard to show the pretty paper....
MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:31 am, #242293
If you have teenagers, it really doesn't matter...they don't care which way is right or wrong, they still don't have a clue how to replace it when it's empty!
robbidos - January 8, 2013, 10:27 am, #242292
its only backwards if you dont have a little kid or cat.


DREAD - Is that small voice in the back of your head and it is screaming "Why was the seat warm when you sat down!?"


TAGS: dread warm toilet
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:46 pm, #226788

hehe...nice :)


WASHROOM BREAK -


TAGS: toilet washroom depends
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 8:18 pm, #193641

awesome!


LONG CAR TRIPS - After travelling thousands of light years to discover a new planet, it would only be rude of us to not give them their own option.




SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen




SIGNS - For those without sense of any kind




MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




POWER WASHER - because toilet paper just isn't enough




GET ON, BUCKLE UP, BE BRAVE - Chili Tonight




BUCKEL UP - and enjoy the ride


TAGS: funny toilet seat
Rating: 1.9/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:44 am, #125711
MOTINOOBS Actual humour is completely unintentional.
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm, #125669
AK, it was a gift to the regulars... and that is what the love is all about!
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:48 pm, #125665
lol, wow AK
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm, #125664
I laughed at that too... Was it mean to approve this..?
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:46 pm, #125662
Heh heh.... buckel.


IT'S OKAY - No one will know you did it....




Ginger Bashing -


TAGS: ginger bashing cats animals toilet
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 25, 2015, 10:56 pm, #260133
Thanks for both 5-ers
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:42 pm, #260128
Sent this too! Oh weeping one, you have vastly improved a truly hideous day by giving me a stomach ache of the BEST kind!! Once again, 2 5Ls from the redheads!!


SARCASM -


TAGS: toilet paper games humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2013, 2:58 am, #250309
If only there's s way to wrote those words, THEN place toilet paper back on. Lol. Nice one.


THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!


TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

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Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm, #244204
Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


public restrooms -


TAGS: public restrooms toilets forget it
Rating: 4.33/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:58 am, #248851
…like in a Tarantino movie scene?
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:30 am, #248849
Yeah, you wouldn't want to be caught a traitor.


SICK APPLIANCES - Yeah, the dryer has diarrhea and you should see what the toilet is throwing up!




TOILET PAPER - is what missing from this picture.




Suddenly -




Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




BABIES -


TAGS: child toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 11:58 pm, #247322

LOL!
lgvernon - July 3, 2013, 11:57 pm, #247321

LOL!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2013, 11:56 pm, #247319
Babies are ghoulies?


a rare look -




Ads On Toilet Paper -


TAGS: toilet paper ads
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:55 pm, #249041
True story.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:54 pm, #249040
All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an a**ailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:53 pm, #249039
"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:49 pm, #249038
Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 11:47 am, #249016
Hmmm, I see.
MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:40 am, #249012
Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!


MARRIAGE 101 - If she doesn't understand it, she will try to ruin it for you.




DON'T JUDGE A MAN... -


TAGS: judge miss ladies toilet
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 12:48 pm, #236161
hahaha... tricky


NO NEED TO WORRY -




LOW CLASS -


TAGS: cheap bar toilet
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bah - October 15, 2009, 2:24 pm, #126967
time invested of course. Drunks are fuggin lazy
DV8 - July 3, 2009, 12:13 pm, #92497
...If what you say is true dj, whats to stop the drunks from just pulling the toilet paper off the roll and stuffing it down the toilet?
djl4570 - April 4, 2009, 9:29 pm, #70474
It's to keep childish drunks from stuffing the whole roll down the toilet to block it. Some of them get that way after the forty-seventh rejection the same night.
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 12:23 am, #64516
If you can't figure out this toilet paper, you are on the wrong planet.


ROCK BOTTOMT -


TAGS: toilet
Rating: 1.7/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:26 pm, #157876
Delicious!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 12:13 pm, #157870
I knew you'd like it, aggy. ;)
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:10 pm, #157869
Who knows what results lurk in the acts of plagiarism? The shadow knows!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:44 am, #157859
Okay, you take Lolt cat, I get Longt Cat.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:43 am, #157858
Seriously? I'm about to make a ton of Lolt Cat posters...ready the queue.
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:41 am, #157857
Oh. Well, in that case... Sorry! Sorry, everybody!
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:39 am, #157856
O, wait...that T makes it original. No foul. Ask the British.
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:38 am, #157855
He titled it wrong. Made me laugh.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:35 am, #157854
Not to mention...This Poster is older than Jesus and apostles! Honestly, dude, if you're going to plagiarize...AT LEAST PLAGIARIZE NEW SH*T!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:32 am, #157853
He's already received a warning. Some people are ridiculous.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 9:27 am, #157852
Plagiaristastic!
thatonechick - February 13, 2010, 9:22 am, #157851
I'm pretty sure you just earned yourself a ban with this one, honey.


POETRY - A smile happens in a flash, but the memory can last a lifetime




MWLF'S STEW - At first, everything seemed fine. Then I entered the bathroom. Needless to say. I think your toilet is broken...


TAGS: mwlf s stew toilet breaks
Rating: 4.15/5

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boomstick - January 14, 2010, 3:27 am, #152756
i had a house look like that once. Was right after that all you can eat Taco Bell.
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:53 pm, #152677
ROR! Good poster Grim! LD way too funny, if someone says its too soon F*CK EM!
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 5:32 pm, #152662
What's really sad is what just happened in Haiti. I tried to tell EGD it wasn't a good place for "Burrito-Fest 2010" but does he listen? Noooooooo. What? Too soon?
Grim R@per - January 13, 2010, 3:31 pm, #152644
Finally one of my posters is in the lead. #1 at 4:38pm ATL Jan 13th 2010. A date which will live in infamy.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 2:10 pm, #152635
Your fault for having seconds.


PERPETUAL RECYCLING - You can stand there, taking it in one end as it goes out the other




SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!


TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

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Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm, #183646
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm, #183643
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm, #183642
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm, #183638
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?


JUST WATCH THE SOCCER FANS -




GOD IS CALLING - He must have found my phone number on the bathroom wall.




CENTAURS - So... How does this thing work?




6 PACK - What Were You Expecting You Perv




TACO BELL - Selling toilet crayons since 1962




WHOOPS -




PENANCE -


TAGS: toilet seat humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 11:05 pm, #247184

I know, I know~~those pesky devices with more than one moving part are so darn confusing...
RetiredUSNChief - June 30, 2013, 8:16 pm, #247180
That's not "penance"...that's "peace and quiet".
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 9:03 am, #247165
I always put the lid down.
Airman - June 29, 2013, 10:16 pm, #247152
you just now figured that out? You old Bovine you
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 3:14 pm, #247135
In response to that dilemma, I put the lid down. Now she has to handle the seat too, no matter what. If I have to, it;s only fair...
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:45 pm, #247120

Well, not for you...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:27 pm, #247112
There’s a seat??
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:50 am, #247105

I'm sure your better half won't object to that. She'll just clean it with your toothbrush~~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2013, 11:29 am, #247104
Why am I to blame for pissing on a seat that was left down AND blamed for a seat left up? Screw it....I'm pissing in the sink from now on.


French Proverb -


TAGS: french proverb toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:41 pm, #250173
Well that's the rootinest tootinest 5L that I've given in a while...pfft!
BobbEdwards - September 28, 2013, 11:37 am, #250104
Yeah, the dreaded shart
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2013, 11:12 am, #250103
And it's really f***ing annoying when I just want to take a leak and something that's not gas is trying to come out of the other elimination port.


PRIVACY -




It's ok now... -


TAGS: texas drought toilet water dog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:38 pm, #254839
Kinda puts a new spin on "do as I say not as I do.


Toilet planking -




The Beginning -




APPROVAL QUEUE - The Only Thing To See More Crap On A Daily Basis




Evidence -


TAGS: thieves police evidence toilets stolen
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:34 am, #255795
Thanks sod...another person, besides me that appreciates the fine art a sh*tty pun when he reads 1 ;D
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:31 am, #255794
Seriously? At least you guys have an option to sit or stand at the toilet. Me, not so much teehee. Thanks Jesus!
Oldsod - July 19, 2014, 10:29 pm, #255770
Pri55y...that has got to be the worst pun I've heard all day. WELL DONE!!!!!!!
JesusWept - July 19, 2014, 8:54 pm, #255769
Wow! That must have been a very ****ty day....so to speak. 5 full bladders.


Best Value -


TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm, #254612
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm, #254608
Very Interesting


THE GARYMOBILE -


TAGS: tricycle toilet humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 1:12 pm, #247125

LOL~~
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 1:11 pm, #247124
The excitement does that…..and the vibration. Note to self; two rolls
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:57 pm, #247123

Yeah, well...don't wipe off the back of your head with your bare hand...just sayin'...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:54 pm, #247122
Oh, and if you do hop on, just don’t lean out when I turn my head…I’m not talkin’, just blowin’ my nose
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:47 pm, #247121
Yeah, ‘nice’…whatever……hey, wanna hop on if I swear to keep the seat down?
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:43 pm, #247119

Connie, Alz I can tell you is there've been MANY accidents...
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 12:42 pm, #247118

You luz me and you know it!~~I thought your portrait on the tank was a nice touch...
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 12:41 pm, #247117
Get yer pooper runnin’, head out on the highway, lookin’ for the TP, and whatever comes my way….born to p-i-i-i-l-ed (I swear, LG, I’ll get you fer this)
ConnieChung - June 29, 2013, 12:19 pm, #247107
What's the tire tread like? I wanna see the Carfax.


Empty -


TAGS: bathroom toilet paper constipation
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:07 pm, #254208
The situation is similar to cartoons who fall only when they "notice" their predicament; if you notice the tp roll empty, your b*tt checks clench and you get constipated. If you DON'T notice it in time, then you get the runs. :-/
Silverheart - April 11, 2014, 11:42 am, #254206
I've sacrificed a few socks to the porcelain diety in similar situations...
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:18 am, #254203
Am I reading this wrong...I usually get the runs THEN notice there is no TP! Am I the only one?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 10:19 am, #254198
reminds me of the time when I was 11 and had an emergency in the woods. Leaves were handy.. but turned out to be poison ivy. Mom got quite the chucle out of it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:04 am, #254193
ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 12:02 am, #254192
Holy crap! - no pun intended. It sounds like it's a real knee-slapper. Send me a pm if you'd like. My wife says I laugh at the most ridiculous things, lol.
Oldsod - April 10, 2014, 5:23 pm, #254190
...but surely, this is why God gave us TWO hands...
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:39 pm, #254188

PS: There was no plunger, either...(bigger sigh)
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:38 pm, #254187

I would love to tell you all about a bathroom experience that culminated with this discovery. It happened in a warehouse-sized antique shop somewhere in Kansas and remains one of the most mortifying experiences of my long and dusty life...(sigh)


IRONY - Whenever my dad went to the toilet he’d say ‘I’m going to the office’ So the fear of an office job drove me to become a plumber




CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE -


TAGS: world end calendar neighborhood toilet
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Reality Lord - February 21, 2012, 2:23 pm, #229931

:).....lolz


Huh? -


TAGS: toilet paper penguins
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:08 am, #251460
Why not?
Greeny - December 6, 2013, 11:52 pm, #251419
Too late
Silverheart - December 6, 2013, 11:04 pm, #251418
You get that, Steve?


ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. - That was the last time you left up the motherf***ing toilet seat.


TAGS: toilet enough carried
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by dally1312

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 10:46 pm, #228989
you won't take that sh5t no more :)


Whistle While You Work -


TAGS: whistling men toilet paper wipe
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:20 am, #256338
That's gotta be some mountain man lyrics from none other than our dear ol' Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 25, 2014, 2:19 am, #256337
Yeah yeah...it was all fun and games 'til the dam ping pong ball popped ya in the eye greeny!
Greeny - August 24, 2014, 2:48 pm, #256328
I once saw a gal up on stage who could whistle; among other things...
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 1:10 pm, #256326
Heh…the lyrics help some too; 'There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter…look awaaay. Look awaaay'


WHAT? - I left the toilet seat down




I ADMIT -




Fajitas -




OOPS - Looks like God forgot to jiggle the handle


TAGS: god handle toilet
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 1:50 pm, #177869
and change it up you did. well done, 5L
Koradan - May 26, 2010, 1:10 pm, #177861
Thanks! I got tired of all the old "divided by zero" references. I needed to change it up.
Airman - May 25, 2010, 5:14 pm, #177691
nice twist.. 5 jiggles


MILITARY EQUIPMENT EXPLAINED - It looks like a rescued stray kitten It is actually reusable toilet paper




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